Ohhhhhhh Meghan. We need to talk.

Yum

STEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAA *Marlon Brando Voice*. I feel for ya girl.

I died on "understood our young feels"

I was hooked from "I would happily cabbage patch into traffic with a sparkler hanging out of my ass'

Thank you Dave Hogan for this nugget: "I worked in food service for three long, awful months in my mid-teens, and I would happily cabbage patch into traffic with a sparkler hanging out of my ass if that were the only other option outside of serving other human beings a meal for money."

I'm so glad I'm not a man! These jockstrap stories are atrocious.

I'm from Seattle but I went to college in Boston. When I first started school, I said "pop" to someone and they thought I said "pot". I call it "soda" now.

Jay FTW!

Hey! I made sweet potato casserole for the first time yesterday and it was damn good! However, pumpkin pie is for the birds.

I went on a date to a MLB game with a friend of a friend. We had hung out groups before and he was really nice so I didn't think too much of a "real" date where it was just us two. Little did I know what was in store. As we made our way to our seats, he kept "bumping" into me as we walked just so he could touch me.…

"This is how football works in DC: Everyone ends up under the bus." YUP!

Ha! "minor-grade construction'...I was a live in nanny for a summer while I was in college and the parents were nice enough to take the kids to daycare/school/camp in the mornings but I had to pick them up in the afternoons. Those little shits loved to terrorize me by being as loud as f'in possible right outside of my…

Slow clap for the dispatch lady.

I could freaking watch this all day. I'm copying this when I get pregnant. Thanks. Bye.

This one is great too:

I have to say the Vine's using this song have provided me with endless hours of entertainment

My cat died in the car on the way to the vet. We knew she was sick but thought she would pass peacefully at home. Not the case. She was suffering in her last hours but we were too selfish and ended up seeing her die. So traumatic for all involved.

"Who ate the gratuity?" O_o

Random thoughts: I could see the pregnancy "surprise" from a mile away. I'm really hoping they give Connor more things to focus on besides sex. I can't wait for the flashbacks to stop.