Why in the hell does a big fucking company like SONY need to crowdfund a goddamn thing?

Riiiight... And the fact that he was recruited and left Tesla for it’s Chinese rival at the same time is just a quinkidink. ...Yah, that’s seems legit.

you can tell he’s a great teammate because he doesn’t use “All By Myself” as a walk-up song

There’s no universe where you could convince me “Tommy La Stella” is a real name and not, say, a JUCO Creative Writing teacher’s lead antagonist for his self-published hard-boiled novella series Gooch’s.

So maybe sell the truck? I mean it’s cool that there’s this dude just willing to shell out cash to help, but it is illogical for a budget conscious person to own a super tank that smashes fuel

Oh please. “You all”. This is the main problem with civil discourse these days - each side tries to paint the other as a monolith.

Secret basement. So secret even the child molesters couldn’t find it.

The pizza parlor didn't even have a basement. Thanks for playing, tootsie. 

We get it, you’re incredibly self-important 

“Don’t be a sheep and believe the media, be a sheep and believe a bunch of unhinged psychopaths online."

How’s that aluminum hat feeling on your head there, buddy?

The only contestants worse than those reiterating their readiness for marriage are those who also just know which fellow contestants aren’t ready. Like, “There’s no way that 22-year-old could possibly be ready, she’s not worldly and experienced like me, the savviest 25-year-old alive.”

Well, my semi-boyfriend of eight years just broke up with me because he’s decided to marry his other girlfriend. So running off to a weed farm for a week is sounding pretty good right about now to be honest.

Counterpoint - as a QA analyst who owns a first year model with a first year engine I have never experienced any of these things.

Naples, Long Beach... did some kayaking around it, must say one of the better side of Long Beach.

The difference (aside from the windshield wipers) is that most of this stuff can be fixed OTA, so his car will actively get better as tesla fixes bugs.

If you had a vega, you had to go back to the dealership, cajole them into fixing your weird issue, and then be without your car for a few days.

I don’t particularly…

The production run of the FF91 will have no defects.

The simply proves Michael’s point: Great car=300 HP. Not great car=some other number of HP.

It is over-reach. Obama blocked words that were potentially offensive, Trump is blocking words that are used to relay facts. It’s a dictator like move.

Thanks for commenting, this is really helpful information for us non-engineers.