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best quote from one of the mechanics I used to work with:

When NASCAR driver Kyle Busch can leave his tires in giant clouds of smoke, you know he has ample celebratory burnout experience. Tonight marked a record eighth Xfinity Series win at Texas Motor Speedway, giving Busch a total of 160 wins in all NASCAR’s top three series. We’re just as used to seeing him do burnouts as

...I’m sorry but that’s a very unfortunately shaped, um, rocket.

I prefer Gisele when she looks to the left. When she looks to the right she looks wrinkly.

Worst idea I ever had was to run my windshield washer hose down into the cabin of my car and use the reservoir to hold my drink of choice you know rolling beverage cart

This is only going to make hockey fans more insufferable.