I was thinking of just staying silent while a some of it drips out of the corner of my mouth, again, without breaking eye contact.

Cool, man. Hope you stop by. I wish I could say I know what Yo Videogames is, but despite streaming for as long as I have, I genuinely have no clue what goes on in Twitch. I’m aware of Ninja only because he shows up in other places like ESPN for some reason. In any case, I hope you enjoy it if you do stop by.

I pride myself on my ability to be self-aware enough to not look like a slob on camera. I do, however, look like a 33 year-old disavowed journalist dealing with the end of a 14-year relationship by spending 15-20 hours a day making sets, special events, trivia among other things for 3 people all while peddling a…

Twitch.TV/LazyTango

It’s a very active community of possibly thousands, but more accurately 4 active people, and you can bet your ass I’m counting myself in that 4. We have fun though.

In 2 years of streaming I’ve managed to refrain from eating on stream... Then again I don’t have hundreds of thousands of followers/subscribers so maybe he knows something I don’t. Hmm... As soon as I crack my PB in Cuphead I’ll start sucking GoGurt while not breaking eye contact with camera, that’ll do it.

... I feel old.

I only have HBO and Netflix and I’m seeing less and less of a reason to have the latter. Apparently Disney+ will have a solid bundle with Hulu and if that’s not too expensive I’d replace Netflix with that.

I have an, occasionally sober, 45-minute glitchless PB, I’m glad that now I can do it on-the-go and impress an extremely niche crowd at bars that doesn’t exist.

Down to a 45 minute glitch-less PB. Clearly I’m living life to its fullest at 33.

... I have a 1997 Honda Accord in mint-ish condition with manual locks and windows but automatic transmission. Some discoloration on the exterior that some would call charming and pessimists would call rust. The speedometer sometimes doesn’t work and drops to zero even if you’re going 60. Anyway, I guess a good place…

Hmm, Not seeing it on Fubo.

Was thinking of getting Star Control: Origins or the DLC for Spider-Man, which is the only game I ever bothered to get the platinum trophy in. Other than that I’ll probably wallow in misery and regret about not finding work and being broke while enjoying possibly expired Fig Newtons I found behind some definitely…

My stalkers on Twitch are manageable... Also nonexistent.

Yeah, no thanks.

Case in point the friend of “V” in The Cyberpunk 2077 gameplay trailer... Jesus Christ that guy was a walking, talking, stereotype of latinos with a capital LA.

I just said to myself “...But canon... Butt canon. Ha.” Then I wonder why I’m single and unemployed at 33.

Maybe I don’t fully grasp what Tumblr is, but it seems that going there for porn is a half-measure.

Woot! Thanks, guys! Now to just sit back and wait for millions, dare i say billions, of new Twitch followers to avalanche in.

So is this “Character Pack” available right away?