If it takes 1000 episodes of anime to explain that it’s not cockfighting, then it’s cockfighting.

Nah. During the hysteria over TP last year, we invested in a bidet. Just a cheap bidet that sprays water up the southern exit, with two settings (male and female) for your liquid pleasure.

Nah. During the hysteria over TP last year, we invested in a bidet. Just a cheap bidet that sprays water up the…

Imagining Idris Elba doing a Pumpkin Hill cover music video. It’s glorious ❇

Sonny Boy didn’t catch your eye?

On closer read, I now see that your post was tongue-in-cheek. Sorry, my bad.

To be fair I think the riders were equally at fault. They were riding far too close to each other to be able to stop safely in the event of an accident, were taking up both lanes of the road (poor driving etiquette) and had their bikes been equipped with a bell, they’d have been able to warn the lady of their…

Would you please include the platform(s) the game is available on?

That is the worst example of false equivalence I have seen on this story. It would be like Epson selling a “I hate Russians” edition printer, or an Employee saying that in a Microsoft press release. That would make the message seem officially from the company. Microsoft does not care what you type in Word. They do not…

Solution: they should just let you put whatever horrible thing you want on your controller, but they CC a picture of it to your mom.

It’s okay man, I've been that scumbag. Even I don't want to play a Final Fantasy game as me.

No one wants to play a Final Fantasy game as their sister’s first scumbag boyfriend after she left for college.

That sounds horrible but what if there had been a water slide at the beginning of the story?

It’s weird how things that are objectively worse can somehow feel less bad, simply because they fit a certain aesthetic, tone, or expectation.

Thanks. Maybe you have a cool middle name.

Silly Noto, instead of a Giant Squid statue, they could have had a golden Gundam statue.

They’re JAQing, all right.

See this is the sort of trolling I can get behind.  Ken M would be proud. 

That’s not how it works though. You’re describing a property of ordinal numbers (eg. 1981 is the start of the 199th decade) but ‘the 1980s’ isn’t ordinal, nor even cardinal - it’s not a number at all, just a description. The 1980s describe the years starting with “nineteen-eighty-”, which is 1980 to 1989.

Yeah, except I and more or less everyone else besides a few pedants don’t care about tracing decades all the way back to 1-10 AD/CE rather than the nonexistent year 0, and I care even less about 10-1 BC/BCE.

Counting to 10 has nothing to do with this :)... 1990 is the first year of the ‘90s, not just by my reckoning, but by everyone’s. Look up any definition. Decades are literally named after the 0 year.