If Stephen Miller and a cat clock spawned a child.

That’s just how he looked when he killed your brother. And he talked JUST. LIKE. THIS!

Giannis has a better arm

Also, fuck Gary Kubiak for naming his son Klint with a K.

they eat it up bc all they’re also eating are oxy which come in via planes trains and automobiles. They’re all trash and are dying out thankfully. 

All those yokels care about is how much they piss off the left, no matter how much that hurts their own lives.

I think I’d go with being a baseball star. I’d still be making millions of dollars, and all without having 300lb linemen trying to decapitate me! The marginal difference between 5 million and 7 million, for example, is relatively small, quality-of-life speaking.

Gregg was blindsided by the news.

He looks like Matthew McConaughey fucked a Predator in the back of a Lincoln and bore a lovechild. 

Car loans provide an advantage over paying outright as long as the interest rate is below the rate of inflation and rate of return in the market.

The “cars depreciate/don’t borrow to buy it” advice misses the obvious: cars can make you money. For most people, they need a car to get to work. And no, public transit is not a realistic option for most Americans.

Frankly the actual hardware is well designed; the console is an almost exact replica of a PSX down to the soft felt feet, and the controllers are perfect. The button feel and response are just like the originals, but these have slick little USB plugs disguised as miniature PSX controller connectors, plus you get two, a…

Rainbow Six being on that list (a game no one anywhere was asking for, a terrible port of a complex PC game, etc) illustrates this perfectly. 

Yeah, coupled with licensing issues stemming from 3rd party devs, the fact that the PS1 was one of the first consoles to have games with licensed music creates a whole mess of problems. 

Haha, oh shoot I’m not sure you were joking. I’ve worked for companies that thought holidays (even Christmas) were just another day. You’d work a full shift at regular pay and be told it’s the customer’s fault you had to work. In reality, the customer’s would be okay if we just told them we were only open 364 days off…

Awww, I feel for your childhood friend (and you). The hardest part of growing up is learning how unfair the world really is. I was just reading an advice column in favor of not making Santa a big deal for your kids (like maybe only a small present from Santa every year, the rest from mom and dad) for this very reason.

This on the milder side, but it was super depressing. My mom retired, sold the family home (where our dad died) and moved into the city. I live there as well, so my sister had the only space big enough to host Christmas. Our family was always pretty tight and really had fun with each other over the holidays. After my…

Yeah, but then you would be one of those weirdo’s that talks to all their friends about emulators.

I remember PSP security being an uphill battle for Sony. After the thing first got cracked, it became gradually harder with every official patch, but we’re still talking about weeks.