Doom 1.9 was ~2.3MB, so it would have been on two disks, yeah. At 2400 baud you’re looking at about two and a half hours to download it, assuming no interruptions or line quality issues. 2400 baud, or roughly 2.4Kbit/s down, would convert to 240-300 bytes per second depending on protocol bitness. So for 2,300,000…

Original retail version came on 4:

You forget, they have to win favor with those massive hordes of undecided voters that rove the Great Plains like a majestic herd of buffalo.

They’ll have to stop in 3-4 years when they all want to start trying to touch the rim. 

Jeez, he really hates the Rockets

College scouts keep telling me my son with amazing court vision, incredible handles, and the ability to drain buckets from the logo doesn’t have NBA potential cause he refuses to buy into conspiracy theories and it's driving me insane. He doesn't even believe that vaccinations cause retardation in infants! What should…

Well yeah, Pence policies wouldn’t be any different from Trump.

My uncle died yesterday. He was a liberal librarian who used to send me tapes of Capitol Steps. He drove old people to the polls. He spoke out against injustice. His name was Allan and he was amazing and I don’t understand how he could be gone.

I’m not one to victim blame, but when you choose General Zod as your figure skating partner, you pretty much get what you deserve.

“I was elected to lead. Not to read.”

Ladies and the gentlemen, the Pettysdent of the United States.

Same. I thought they had gone rogue in hospital billing. 

Goddammit another misleading headline: totally thought this was going to be a Mr. Robot style hijack and am disappointed it’s just workaday folks doing good things for strangers. Borrrring!

I certainly don’t think there’s any excuse for choking a pregnant woman. But someone had to step in and stop Mrs. Rivers already.

The worst thing people do in office bathrooms is fart at the urinals when there’s someone next to them.

There’s a bit of both. You need to be able to follow orders, and do so quickly in a firefight when there isn’t time to sit down and have a group discussion on it. At the same time, you need soldiers who are able to think and make smart decisions, because they may need to be the ones who step up and give those orders…

He actually resigned several weeks ago, but he didn’t think he had to report it to the school.

Get some flower seeds. Set up a garden. Raise those flowers until they’re well bloomed. Then take your BMW, drive to the graveyard, and leave a bouquet of flowers grown for the sole purposes of spite on his graves and a home-made “Get Well Soon” card that’s written in a blatantly sarcastic tone.

Stop trying to educate us with all of your science and math.  I prefer to go by what my gut says (or essentially what the Big Macs in my gut say).

My cousin quit school without a degree because he wanted to become a cameraman and work for TV.