I need people to stop drafting celebrities to be President, especially Oprah.

I feel sorry for your pets.

A friend of a friend of mine was “lucky” enough to be diagnosed with stage ONE pancreatic, and her form was operable. This was two years ago and, as of now, she is still in remission and doing very well. Very rare, very lucky.

It was getting enough help for it to be working. The truck didn’t get stuck because it had NO traction. It got stuck because it needed just a TINY bit more traction than it had available. The Tesla spinning its wheels was able to provide that tiny bit of extra forward force needed to keep the truck moving. This is no…

Pro(*) tip: When you do buy an S4 (and you should, at least once) buy the second model year version through Audi’s CPO program. So if you want this variant, get the 2019 version in 2021 or 2022. You’ll feel bad about yourself if you pay $70,000 for this car, but you’ll feel amazing about yourself if you pay $35-40,000…

I’m so sorry for your loss. My father was diagnosed last year and I thought that was it. He was a candidate for a whipple procedure and just had a clean scan a couple months ago. Most people who have faced the diagnosis and are alive is because of that one surgery (which is brutal and can only be done if you catch it…

Frank Dux also claims to have been there, and to have kicked everyone’s ass.

I would have settled for this

Push for the development of early diagnoses for pancreatic cancer; if someone is feeling pain it is already staged too late. My son lost his paternal grandmother and uncle to pancreatic cancer, and I am terrified he will develop it as well. I have a young researcher from China here on my campus right now for whom this…

Agreed. My aunt died of pancreatic cancer and it was a matter of a few weeks from diagnosis to death. It’s brutal.

OMG... You’re the Shit Bandit!

Turn yourself in, pal.

that’s because most of the fan base (at least the “12's”) has only been around since 2012.

I’d start with the 12th man. Can we blow that guy up first?

If the Seahawks do get blown up, it will definitely be an inside job utilizing a controlled explosion.

Not a problem

Damn, to the Mavs that must’ve felt like a punch to one of their four little stomachs.

No one likes you.

His trunk was full of dead hookers.