Cool! But why would anyone buy this with the Scorpio in the horizon?

Let me tell you something about the Cleveland Cavaliers: Fuck the Cleveland Cavaliers.

As a native Detroiter, I’m really embarrassed that the race in the Motor City is almost more about driving carefully than it is about driving fast. It’s great that there’s still a race there, but they really need to consider a major overhaul. Hell...I wouldn’t mind making Belle Isle a permanent raceway....or at least…

Bidet in solid form:

My highlight of the night was the end of the fourth where Curry dribbled though the entire Thunder defense, got to the rim, doubled back, dribbled through three more guys and then turned around and hit a big three. It was just cartoonish at that point.

SICK PASS BY THE R8

The French Laundry? Kawakami got taken to the cleaners.

damn it. nowhere in the email did it say anything about needing a wire transfer for a flight from Utah to Miami

Dear Deadspin, please do a story about how Letang got knocked unconscious and was allowed to return to the game. Thats not cool and I’m a Pens fan.

Looks like an MCL/ACL injury based on his level of pain and how he lands awkwardly on his knee.

LAPD charged with battery.

I think you misread that part.

I also loved how Larry Wilmore did not give a single fuck about the audience. He straight up did not care about their opinion or their reactions except to laugh at them for being a tough (white) crowd.

People are fucking weird. This was HILARIOUS. And all the more so by how many complete cringe worthy moments there were, of all these media people being entirely unable to laugh at them selves. Did you guys see Blitzer’s face?? If eyes could kill, Larry would be dead. Dead, I tell ya.

That’s not a celebration, that’s a suicide attempt.

External weapons on an F-35 or F-22 does not negate “stealth benefits”. Detection range increase but is still far less than any aircraft where stealth features are not a primary design element. Where a F-35 with a combat loadout of internal loadout is effectively undetectable. An F-35 with externals will see detection…

This is why Nate Dogg sang on his tracks.

I'll take the Foxtrot Alpha job as long as I can post under my nom-de-plume, Ryler Togoway.

Blues bandwagon fan, the worst.

Just pretend like it’s the mid-2000s when you weren’t a Blackhawks fan and the pain will go away.