Buying a Honda Insight is still the worst decision he’s ever made, a problem somehow solved by the second worst decision he’s ever made.

ETA: I just stumbled on this and my life is so much better now.

I don’t care if it’s politically incorrect, the joke just isn’t funny at all.

I know. It’s about my next door neighbor.

So I help out a charity that runs free advanced driver safety course for teens, we had an event in Pomona at the fair grounds this weekend. The first thing we talk about is any recent traffic deaths, every event we have something major in LA or Orange County to talk about. This weekend it was this. One of the parents…

It’s kind of awful to see, because I could imagine Kaep being genuinely effective in an offense similar to those Chip Kelly ran at Oregon. A big, strong-armed quarterback with genuine mobility could be a good fit, but it’s looking like management isn’t doing Kelly any favors.

Not saying that Kaep is entirely perfect…

My mother was horrified by the prospect of email and the Internet so she never sent one or went online. God how I wish she would have, because her hobby was cutting out obituaries from the local paper with a precision that Swiss watchmakers would envy and sending them to me (with no notice) with a little note that…

Hey, go fuck yourself.

This is exactly what I say. I personally am not a religious or faithful person, for the same reasons as most of the other people. But I always say that religion can, and does, provide some people with an emotional strength.

As someone who has denounced his Christianity — I still have a faith and belief in God, but fuck me if I’m gonna be lumped in with the intolerant anti-gay bible-thumping zealots — this was a powerful reminder of the good that religion does have, the way it can deeply heal and help persevere at our darkest times. The…

if this means never having to see that Xarelto commercial again... I’m ok with it..

The offer from a previous post still stands. Come to the UK and I’ll give you a tour of the house of the one person who has a job here. Obviously we’ll still need my ex-airforce buddies for protection because, you know, Muslim no-go zones but, hey, I’m sure we can manage it without you getting shot or drinking…

The game came out in 1996, when my friends and I were 10-12 years old.

Simple solution: turn to one of your most prominent citizens for electricity.

Dumb. Sig>Glock and it’s not even close. Only reason I see this is cost savings. I own both and my 228 is SUPERIOR to my G19 in almost every way. Yes it costs a little more and is a little heavier, but when it comes to doing what guns are made for which is shooting the Sig is superior. And don’t even get into…

It’s more like that instant replay has lowered the confidence in which referee’s do their job. Less importance since “they can always just review it” and therefore ref’s might be inclined to hedge a certain way when seeing a play live.

“This Sunday, the garbage ass Forty Niners helmed by future quarterback training facility owner Blaine Gabbert will face the eternal tire fire of the Cleveland Browns, led by future “What happened to..” documentary subject Johnny Manziel!
Don’t miss a moment of this exciting turd smolder, as both teams push for draft…

Lol, or kids

Under the current NFL bylaws I think the Chiefs are required to pick up any discarded 49ers QBs.

Ugh. Get it though your skull — this is only PARTIALLY about the middle east. This is mostly about NATO and Eastern Europe, which is what Putin REALLY wants. He needs to undermine NATO before making a move into the Baltic states, so as to not provoke an Article 5 response. And he’s very efficiently doing just that.…