What should people do if the results are positive? Go to a county testing site to confirm? (I assume not stopping for a coffee or the way or going to yoga class first) Inform your recent contacts yourself (I assume not in person) or call the health department? Inform your primary physician? Quarantine immediately?

Getting vaccinated against a disease that has killed 2.7+ million and ravaged the planet for a whole year seems like a pretty damn good reason celebrate.

“unless you are planning to quarantine there for 14 days” huh???? So there are exceptions? How's that part supposed to work?

Also legally curious about dad telling kid he’s not going to get bail. Really? If kid is still under 18, isn’t he going to the juvenile system, which would most certainly return a doe-eyed blonde son of rich judge to his parents before until trial? 

The correct ranking of Kate M.’s political characters is

But can you still have secret Santa or white elephant gift exchange? No matter how dumb, pointless, or obnoxious they are, it just isn’t Christmas without them.

Store frozen meatballs are themselves a underappreciated hack. Some brands/flavors aren’t great but some are quite serviceable. 

Ooooh “Nasty Woman” would be debatable. Is it pro-Hillary? (obviously, she’s the “nasty woman”) in which case it would fall into the “politcal but dated” acceptable category (like “Hey, hey LBJ...”, or Perot’s “United we Stand”) because Hillary Clinton is not a candidate this election. OR is it anti-Trump (who…

Kanye tshirts are probably fine as long as they don't specifically say "yeezy 2020"

Is there data on the risks of virus spread from valved n95 masks? I just can’t believe it would be any greater than un-valved homemade cotton masks, let alone un-sealed bandanas or scarves, which are considered “acceptable” to prevent virus spread. It seems unlikely a small valve on a well fitting n95 mask wouldn’t…

Other “wrong ways”:

Think more old-school “Oregon Trail”-y contaminated water diseases: cholera, dysentery, etc.

The patriarchy IS responsible for bras being a bish to clean tho. If men wore a daily garment that was hand wash/delicate cycle cold in net bag & drip dry only....

Waiting for more “bought pooch box of Frosty Paws, human family member said ‘these don’t taste that great’, *after* finishing a whole one" stories 

Does anyone else have issues cooking sausage so it's soft enough for breakfast sandwiches? I like crunchy caramelized browned edges to eat regular-style, but Mc muffins, biscuits, etc are supposed to be a little flabby and soft, which I can't seem to get in a skillet 

Was it your suggestion last year to mix butter with Greek yogurt? Because that’s what I’ve been doing. 

After a summer working for a Bernina dealer I can tell you "did you try re-threading it with a new needle?" is totally the equivalent of IT's "did you try turning it off and on again "

Also, the local hospital in your get-away city might not be on your health insurance “in-network” list. Pretty sure all the regular health insurance rules for deductibles and co-pays still apply for covid-19 treatment.  Only the test is supposed to be “free” (supposedly)

some are less bad than others, (ie. Rudy Giuliani and Jeff Sessions) I just feel like it’s some race for “best woman in drag politician” ever since Melissa McCarthy’s Sean “Spicey” Spicer was so epic that the character has replaced actual Sean Spicer in our memories. It feels like a competition now to get as many…

We also can’t discuss eco-friendly laundry without discussing the limitations of new (well, they’ve been in U.S. homes for 15+ years now) energy-star front-loading home washing machines, which are supposed to use a fraction of water that old top-loading agitator machines did. But the only people who really like them…