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6/13/19

They forgot to photoshop in Black people.

6/13/19

Two things really astonished me here. First, based on everything I’ve read, the two women were there that weekend as well. Yet the three people missing from the picture were Jeff Bezos, who did not want to be in the picture, and the two women. Like how did that even happen? How were they just missing the two women in…

6/13/19

You see, ladies, there’s the fake meeting/conference and the real meeting/conference.

6/12/19

Even if a Gaga/Cooper coupling never happens, Piano Sex Island is a bankable reality show concept. Make it so.

6/12/19

“Gagooper (I will work on this) “

6/12/19

Hi, Kurt!

6/12/19

Let me tell you about the first penis I saw:

6/11/19

YES!!! If they have a three season arc, I want to see it.

6/11/19

That’s what I thought of, it also could be a case of ‘Stars they’re just like us!’

6/11/19

I am hoping Keanu is the baby daddy. 😍

6/11/19

Leo is quickly turning into Jack Nicholson. Brad is turning into your stoner uncle that only gets invited to Thanksgiving because he’s family. Once Grandma dies, no one will see him again.

6/11/19

I thought it came out that he was the godfather?

6/11/19

Now tell us about how great Stamps.com is.

6/11/19

Celebrities often wear the same outfits so that paparazzi cannot sell their photos. It looks like all the photos are taken on the same day and become worthless. Daniel Radcliffe did something similar http://mentalfloss.com/article/501844/daniel-radcliffe%E2%80%99s-clever-trick-evading-paparazzi

6/11/19

I highkey really hope Mindy Kaling’s daughter’s dad is BJ Novak.

Thank you for joining me for this episode of my podcast, Things That Are None Of My Fucking Business.

6/10/19

To be fair, when he does do the duties of a president, they are always a disaster. So I’d prefer he not.

6/10/19

No - I do, too, and it seems to take longer to get through to the comments every fucking day. When does he even president?

6/10/19

There is so much dumb in this world, the only ray of sunshine is Keanu.

6/10/19

Kylie Jenner, in the most unsurprising move of the year, hosted a “Handmaid’s Tale” themed costume party with Sofia Richie in honor of Anastasia Karanikolaou’s birthday.

6/10/19

On the one hand, too bad. On the other hand, good. There’s only so many places the narrative of that show can go while remaining true to the concept without simply treading water. They did a really admirable job of continuing the world building after the season 1 reveal to the point where they’re entering season 4 and…