Yep. I’m going to start stockpiling meds and I’m taking them all before I need to go into a place like this. 

..new documents allege that the woman had been repeatedly raped and had possibly been pregnant in the past.

What.the.fuck

when I was a senior in high school I thought guy my age who dated freshmen girls were creeps, so this is/ yeah.   Although once the younger person is 35 or so, I am more inclined not to judge.

This just happened with Jonah on Veep #NotMe

What kind of goat’s blood milk is she drinking? She looks incredible!

I like how this story kinda makes Dwayne Wade seem like a toddler. Like my son used to looooove sitting in the car during an automated car wash, and also we would play the Same/Different game at Old Navy by me showing him identical shirts, then ones with different patterns, and I think a toddler might also say milk is…

Slim husky is now both my new weight goal and my rap name. 

Gabrielle Union is treasure and I would like to thank her for sharing that story. Cause it’s one for the books. #thatsoldnavy

I would watch this YouTube tutorial.

At what point do insurance companies and controllers and budget managers start insisting that employers start screening for racists and training them what idiotic things NOT to do? I mean I know the money being paid out isn’t astronomical for them but I’ve never known institutions to LIKE paying out money...

“I will not be reporting on the gossip surrounding children who most likely didn’t ask for the intense press scrutiny.”

Elizatom Muise (pronounced Mooz). 

He’s a catch, ladies!

I mean, did you read the stories in the article?

Moby was one of those artists I was embarrassed to listen to even though I liked a few of his songs. He seems like the guy to be all “I like yoga, wear glasses, am vegan and into transcendental meditation. I’m safe! Now fuck me.” Guys like him are just a creepy as the overly aggressive frat bros.

You asked so kindly, so sure.

I would appreciate so very much if you shared the fart poem.

The bigger question is if she did that, why the hell didn’t Yara and the Prince of Dorne also demand indepedence for their kingdoms?

THE QUEEN IN THE FUCKIN NORTH, Y’ALL