the diamonds keep the outfit high class.

Considering she wore ALL the costumes during the ceremony (genius), Melissa McCarthy won the fashionista evening.

From Cape to Track Suits!!!

This reminds me of My Name Is Earl where every time the Latina character would speak extended Spanish it would be some comment about how the audience at home did not know what she was saying and the rest would be a nonsequitor.

He also called Mel Gibson a racist, so that was neat.

The entire concept of Green Book is garbage and was opposed by Dr. Shirley and his family. The Academy completed fucked this up.

Green Book wonders aloud unsolicited in black company why black history is only given one month, and the shortest month at that.

Green Book is thoroughly shocked and amused by how well you people dine at Sylvia’s in Harlem.

The comments on this is everything.

What happened to the dog?

My colleague Rich Juzwiak once said that’s because it’s full of sugar, but I’d rather put a splash of something sweet in my coffee than risk it with whole milk.

Let’s not forget the very best “trapped in corporate hell” sitcom...

Ryan Lochte lies about being mugged in Brazil while representing our country in the Olympics. He gets touted as a survivor by the same “reporter” that Trump disclosed his sexual assault tactics to. He gets a reality show.

Jussie Smollett lies about being the victim of a hate crime and gets indicted for a felony within…

Thank you. That was an amazing piece.

Goddam you can write.

And now I am trying not to cry at my desk on a Friday morning. 

Would it he coming out of your eyes, or wherever? :P

Ashley, I’m so sorry you’ve drawn this beat.

I think you’re missing what’s actually happening here … it’s Thanksgiving dinner, right?