Yes - he would put a cast on his arm and walk through a college campus, drop books in front of a victim who was kind enough to carry them to his car and then commit unspeakable acts.  He was charming, handsome & no believed him capable of the crimes he committed.  He worked as a volunteer at a suicide prevention…

Being a child while black.

Yes! Misogynoir has no age limit! Poor babies.

#BeingGiddy/HyperWhileBlack

I often think back and wish I could be as giddy and laugh as hard at stupid shit as I did as a tween. The way joy bubbles up and over at that age is an amazing thing.

I’ve taught middle school first 11 years and let me tell you they are little weirdos. They like weird things and say weird things and do weird things. They other day a group of girls was dying of laughter in class because one said she was going to own a store called Taco Shop but they wouldn’t sell tacos. And…

Giddy is the natural state of any group of 12 year old girls ever.

If I remember correctly, Martha Plimpton also introduced Patton Oswald to his current wife as well. She really has a knack for matchmaking.

You know Stephen Baldwin is shaking down his son-in-law for cash.

I feel like you were the type of kid that made your Sims woohoo with death?

This is the only correct answer.

Fuck Jack Dorsey, Marry Death, Kill Mark Zuckerberg.

Can I have sex with death? I find him kind of sexy.

It does seem like a springboard to hunting people with a death ray on his vast estate. 

I fear death more than sex with a sentient pierogi or some asshole with a beard and low-key crazy eyes. The sex would almost definitely be bad, but I’d live to have better sex another day. 

Mark Zuckerberg killed a pet goat with a laser gun and a knife, then fed the goat to Jack Dorsey

I feel like Mark is ultimately more normal

I’ve had a pretty good run, death it is.

The choice is clear.

Let’s roll.