This is textbook justification.

Can’t wait for the film! I love scientific research station murder mysteries!

As an avid reader myself:

Murder and attempted murder is wrong.

I couldn’t figure out if you came out for or against the stabbing (in this context of long winter + small library I am pro-stabbing, especially if one is skillful enough to inflict non-serious wounds).

This sounds like a reasonable response, and it doesn’t even need to be Antarctica.

I didn’t watch the video but more people need to be “difficult in the direction of” Andy Cohen.

Based on the fact alone that Steve Kazee “looks nothing like Channing Tatum” and he’s a Tony-award winning actor (for a musical, no less!) the only appropriate response is “praise be!”

We went as Paul Hollywood and Mary Berry, so timely we are not.

The future of artificial intelligence (can’t get that damn robot to do anything .)

yo! the name is Batty, logic is erratic
potato in a jacket, toys in the attic
i rock and i ramble, my brain is scrambled
rap like an animal but i’m a mammal

ROWDY RODDY PIPER!

Screw Cats

Mon chien:

And then as a dad you take your kid to the park, and “Oh, it’s so nice of you to babysit and give your wife a break!” Babysit? It’s parenting, and I don’t need a cookie for stepping over that bar.

Yes I realize the wig is on backwards.  You get 10 seconds with a cat in a costume.

Beetlejuice and Lydia

My last minute librarian costume: I’m Laura Ingalls.

This thread is my favorite thing happening today. 

I was watching a video last night about a company that has moved to a four day work week and some of the folks were talking about how it made life easier for them as parents and one man was like “now I get to be a dad one day of the week!” and people are so impressed by that. Like good job, asshole. Who do you think…