I’m a brunette with excellent cheekbones. I’m waiting, Channing.

Ryan Adams seems like the worst, like so bad that even his mom is probably Team Mandy. 

I have no idea who he is, and he doesn’t have a Wikipedia page yet, but if I had to make up a name for a teen idol, I couldn’t do better than Johnnie Orlando.

OK, you got me. I love Christian Siriano and I am here for Nina Garcia.

I never thought I’d have a kind word for Cardi B., but here goes: Cardi B. for the win. She’s doing Carmen Miranda goes to tea, and she looks sensational.

“Brad is doing great. He is casually dating, but doesn’t seem to be in a serious relationship.”

Add Deepak Chopra to the list of shitty men that are promoted/protected by Oprah Winfrey. Between “Dr.” Phil’s naked misogyny and Dr. Oz’s snake-oil peddling racket and now* Deepak getting handsy (never mind basically creating Jenny McCarthy as an anti-vax superstar) few people do more to help others do harm to women…

Khalsa, who had previously toured with the Red Hot Chili Peppers

Excuse me while I roll my eyes so hard I risk injuring them.

Bobby left and his Goodbye post looked like it was another post about Bradley Cooper’s A Star Is Born press tour, so I think a lot of us skipped it. It had barely any comments :(

Of course. Why am I even surprised. 

Sat Hari Khalsa

Where is Mistah Fingah?

I’ve never been in a haunted house, and I don’t have any really dark trauma in my past (just the normal amount, I’d say), but I am, like, a human woman. I would definitely need one of those necklaces. No way in hell would I sign up for strangers touching me without warning in any context, let alone for what is…

they had special non-consent rave necklaces for visitors who liked the scares but not the heavy breathing/touching/yelling.

Good GOD. This is real darkest timeline shit.

If only Tennessee wanted to see more Gore in 2000, things would be very different. 

“I have some quibbles with Rowling’s world building—how does magic work, exactly?”

The nagini stuff really gets me because of course they took something from SEA and then they cast someone not from there. But considering the author an inability to grasp a good way to incorporate nonwhite fantasy elements shouldn’t surprise me.