Do veneers have anything to do with retainers, though? People said Kelly used veneers, she said, “Nope, I use a retainer every night” ... but those aren’t mutually exclusive, are they?

Right? Government employee here, and you have to acknowledge you are being monitored on your work computer when you log in. People still send the dumbest shit. 

Right? I thought we’d all agreed harassment is harassment regardless of sexual orientation years ago when that gay fashion guy grabbed ScarJo’s boobs on the red carpet. This shouldn’t even be up for debate. Sexual harassment doesn’t require genuine attraction, just bad manners and a disregard for other people’s…

Haha, I love the "classic me!" I'm just imagining a person at a trial when evidence is presented against them going "oh man, classic me!" and shrugging then the jury laughing and the case being dismissed.

Yuuuuup. Students should never know if I like them as a person or not, because our relationship is professional. I am constantly astonished by professors who become close personal friends with students WHILE grading them. It is super, super inappropriate. Similar to work situations where you might have to lay off or…

Pretty much the same. Especially a lot of it is just common sense.

There are queer women—many of them—who have some level of attraction to men. In fact, bi/pansexuals make up far more of the LGBTQ+ community than any other letter.

Yup. This line really says it all to me: ‘“People know that she is very friendly and open and crosses traditional boundaries in relationships with her students,””

Lauding her “brilliant scholarship” and “intellectual generosity” and noting that the French government recently bestowed a prestigious award upon her,

Seems pretty straightforward: we are to make of it what we’d make of any academic sending emails that are transparently sexual harassment. I'll be goddamned if I'm not gonna say anything about all the "but she was a good professor!" whining. She obviously wasn't THAT good if she was sending those emails and her best…

It’s just gross. I can't imagine acting this way to an employee, or even a coworker, at any other job. Is it really that hard to keep your hands to yourself?

Ugh. Enough already with the damn “this person has done a lot of good, therefore they could never have done anything wrong” letters. I can understand it’s hard to accept that a friend or idol might not be who you thought they were but keep your thoughts to yourself.

Push not thine fat agenda.

The one on the left in the top picture is just half-heartedly roaring. Baby just wants to nap but the siblings are going on and on about SOMETHING and FINE but after this I’M NAPPING.

Man, you think they’re kidding but they definitely are not. It’s like how the battles between chocolate manufacturers were based on real life in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. This will end with knives drawn in a conference center parking lot in the pouring rain, you mark my words.

I love the idea. “Hi, I’ve done it in the butt and had an orgy or two. I’ll have a cupcake, please.”

I had sex before marriage. A lot of it. No cake for me!

If he stopped baking cakes for everything that Christianity considers a “sin”, he’d be out of business. Does he bake wedding cakes for divorcees? Birthday cakes for out of wedlock children? Anniversary cakes for adulterers? He’s selectively choosing which “sins” he wants to pay attention to and that’s not right.

The dude just won a Supreme Court case and would almost certainly win another one if this new complaint ends up there. How would deliberately going into his shop for a cake you know he is unlikely to make in order to bring more complaints against him bringing this guy to heel? Or teach him and bigots like him a…

yeah, Gypsy is considered a slur.  Worse, “gypped” as in cheated, is still broadly used.