I take back my previous post, this is the correct take. I shall now spend the rest of the morning thinking about locking eyes with Chris Pine.

The correct ranking is: Evans first, Pine a close second, Hemsworth third, and Pratt far, far off in the distance behind them.

Breaking: The Hill is lame as fuck.

Ann Curry is 61?????? Sign me up for her coven too, she looks amazing! I guess that saying about getting the face you deserve is true.

I can’t imagine having to look pulled-together and smile for the cameras hours after giving birth. That would be worse than the actual childbirth.

I’m 5'4", and if I need to reach the top shelf at the grocery store I stand on the bottom shelf. If stores don’t want me to climb their shelves like a ladder, they’ll need to stop making the shelves so damn high.

Oh god I hope he doesn’t win... :( :( :( :(

This is my first question as well. There is no reason to make the reporter male, fuck this movie.

I know, right? I’m sure she would’ve preferred to make it to the hospital, but this sounds great!

They have at least one other kid. Congratulations to Alexi! Giving birth immediately in your apartment building is way better than a long, drawn out labour somewhere else.

My mom stayed at home full-time until I was in high school. I think she felt like she was supposed to, but honestly she would’ve been much happier going to work (she was a teacher, and loves teaching). She spent a lot of time volunteering with our church, which took as much time as a part-time job. She left us to…

I remember watching It’s a Royal Knockout as a kid. I can see why the Queen disapproved of it, but it was fun!

We should not have hired Cannibal Witch, an elegant writer and thinker who, we have come to believe, after serious consideration, does indeed eat children.

THANK YOU! They assume that just because she says she’s a child-eating cannibal witch, she must eat children. She’s clearly joking and/or speaking metaphorically and/or being a provocateur but the liberal media is too dumb to get it. Let’s give Cannibal Witch the benefit of the doubt, and keep giving her more chances,…

Good point. You can’t just sit around covered in jam and expect people not to eat you.

#TeachTheControversy

You liberal media snowflakes are so oversensitive. What about Cannibal Witch’s rights? What’s next, banning cannibalism altogether? Am I even living in a free country any more if I can’t eat my enemies??????

I like Chris Pine, but Chris Evans is Best Chris, now and forever.

That must have been awful. :(

This is a good point. Even in countries where tipping is the norm, it’s not always the same amount. I’m in Canada and 15% is a normal amount to tip, but then the minimum wage is higher than in the US (varies by province, $11-14/hr).