I’ve never heard of this before, but it does not sound appealing. If you want a less-unhealthy alternative to ice cream, I recommend coconut ice cream with no added sugar: http://sodeliciousdairyfree.com/products/coconut-milk-frozen-desserts/no-sugar-added-vanilla-bean 

This describes my ex too. That relationship was a huge mistake, obviously.

I picked the sword. I’m not sure which Trump child would use the sword, since Don Jr and the other one both like shooting.

Oh no, I’m Ivanka. Where did I go so wrong??????? :(

Either he’s a complete fucking moron or he wants to destroy his father.

I did the same thing! I had a few issues of Sassy and an issue of Dirt that I kept for years before throwing them out during a pre-move cleaning spree. Now I really wish I’d hung on to them.

My mom didn’t like me reading Sassy either. I was in high school, but my family was really conservative and religious so my mom still thought it was inappropriate. If I bought a copy I had to hide it.

I loved Sassy when I was a teenager, and never really read the other teen magazines. RIP Sassy - gone too soon, but never forgotten!

That was my assumption as well. Joanna is always hilarious, this seems like her work.

That’s good to know. I didn’t realize that the parole eligibility rules were different for federal crimes and state crimes.

The state charges only relate the abuse which occurred in Michigan, not to the (alleged) assaults which occurred at the USA Women’s Gymnastic Team training facility in Texas or at the Olympics.

My first thought was: “Fuck this shit! Even if he’s going to serve 20 years on the child pornography charges, he should still be charged for assaulting all those women.”

Me too! I burned it all, and have no regrets.

Chevron rugs always make me think of the Red Room from Twin Peaks. Would they be an acceptable choice if that’s the look you’re going for?

I had no idea! I’m excited for Kara because that sounds like a great opportunity and now I’ll be looking forward to the Black-ish spinoff even more, but I will really miss Kara’s writing here.

I just want Billie Lourd to be happy.

Natalie Pasdar has filed for divorce

Even though her mom is making a reasonable point, saying it to the tabloids is a shitty thing to do. If she really cared she’d be talking to her daughter directly, not criticizing her to the media.

Canada consistently gets it very, very wrong when it comes to Indigenous people.

Sarah gave birth to twins with just her family and members of the church, including three midwives, in attendance