Best part is you know he doesn’t buy that’s shit himself. Anyone that’s that much of a grifter will say anything to get $$ in their pocket.

#blessed it my satirical response to bullshit that other people actually believed some higher power made happen. #blessed, got the last handle of popovs at the store

My stepdad (from upstate ny). drinks a glass of whole milk with every dinner (and orders chocolate milk when we go out). It’s like some June cleaver shit. He also had a coronary at like 50 so...

As a pharmacist his posts hit many red flags.2 long acting opiates (fenantyl and OxyContin). An upset stomach from abuse deferent and defending pharmacy and Doctor shopping. He may not be shooting up but I guarantee his dose has been escalated to a point were overdose is around the corner and he’s zonked out

Chobani and fage only taste like “taint” because they don’t have a pound of sugar in them which is what the typical American prefers

I’m ok with confederate monuments in national battlefields. They honor traitors who died for slavery but they were Americans at one point fighting for something they may or may not have completely understood and battlefields are a place of learning. But on state houses and non battlefield parks. Yeah fuck them and…

That’s my father in law. Wishing it was the 70s while living in the 2010s and shaking his fist at the clouds

And ride serottas. But it’s probably a new brand since they went under

Right. She doesn’t want normal. To be anomomous. To worry about paying bills. To have your boss shit on you for no reason. She wants to be normal as bad as o want to be homeless

I only put relish on my dogs. Come at me!

East coast thing, maybe even limited to the northeast but it’s a super carbonated urine of the gods. They ran a special flavor series abit ago with names like unicorn kisses (watermelon)

Delaware north sucks. For this and for holding the names of nps landmarks hostage for $$$. Screw them.

What the heck is the AAU. I get that it’s some amateur league but why are the sons of big name NBA stars playing in this bush league? This the the commercial equivalent of Texas big name hs football ? Do ego maniacs just start a team so they can be the owner and coach like Lavar ball and make their sons the captain? …

Hah, I’ll strive to be my child’s cautionary tail of too many beers in the sun!

I’d spill to mueller and the go on gossip world tour and just do open q+a sessions with 100% honesty

I’ll feel at least slightly bad for anyone that is denied meeting with their idol out of sheer pettyness and being a shithead. But yeah. Fuck all of them, anyone willing to associate with this administration.

Own it and move into a trailer park. You can even have the nicest trailer in the pArk and if you have kids they will have so many friends

My Inlaws constantly made off hand comments about our 1000sf cape being only a beginner house to move out of. It’s a sickness

I’m part of the 9%. We have a house that’s about 800-1000sf too big (extra bedroom, bath and finished basement extra). When moved cross country and were looking in the middle of winter in a market that is on the expensive side and scarce . Our needs/budget put us between things that were an overpriced mess and needed…

I love an eagle and this one looked decent.