I’m theory I’m pro-death penalty but in practice I’m anti-death penalty due to the ability of our legal system to get the wrong person due to incompetence and malice. I guess when you are seen doing it, admit it and wish for death I can live with it in this case

I hope dozens of others line up for maryterdom  

Up next on lifehacker running tips, double knot the laces on your running sneakers to prevent an unscheduled interruption to your workout

William Golding did it first! #suckstoyourassmar

Paladino and incognito, lockeroom hazing elevated to an art

Seriously. I know a social worker for meals on wheels with two daughters that voted for him because Hillary was too untrustworthy. If she voted for him after all was said and done nothing would change her mind.

He’s been saying this level of shit for years, he never faces any consequence because western ny loves a loudmouth racist

Opossoms can’t carry rabies, another reason they are so cool. So let’s make it a rabid skunk

I can see both of them. Paladino is popular with the racist of south buffalo and Sloan, etc. Collins is popular with the rich fucktards of east Amherst and clearance. Both know the proper base to jerk off. The rest of the reasonable people of wny don’t have much of a say. Wny pols are great at knowing their useless…

Art voice is struggling to remain relevant as many of their driving forces have left to start their own pubs. They have a hx of pandering for views

Paladino is also know for disseminating beastiality

And it all started with a mom, a sex tape and a Dream

Went to a real accountant one year. Saved me nothing over doing it myself in turbo tax. Asked me the same questions, etc. I asked about reducing my burden, same advice as everyone else online. taxes are fairly simple if you use decent software and not trying to skirt weird regulations or have self employment, non w2…

Went to a real accountant one year. Saved me nothing over doing it myself in turbo tax. Asked me the same questions,…

I powers slid a dodge caravan with my family sleeping in it around a moose standing in the road in the white mountains at 1am

Here pretension is too much. Her recipes note that you should use “high quality” ingredients and then give an example. Like For Mac and cheese. Use 1# high quality aged cheddar, I prefer a 25yo white cheddar from hipster shit farm in bumfuck WI. Sorry Ina, I’m using store brand Cheddar from the piggly wiggly and…

While on the scale this is less extreme but, how is this any different than a female genital mutilation ban? Banning oppressive tools of the patriarchy

When I make lunch for us and my wife isn’t paying attention i use mayo instead is butter. If she’s watching it grosses her out so I can’t do it but she can never tell the difference when it’s done and it cooks/toasts better imo.

If you wanted you could use canning wax instead. Not sure the ratio you would need. Probably not very much. Plus it has zero calories

Just use canning wax. A little melted in and you have a gravy shell

I want them to have to go to the Salvation Army because they lost their job and safety net and the Salvation Army holds out their hands in a compassionate embrace and hand them a MAGA shirt