"Not a good reason, because historically speaking Maserati has made some horrendous pieces of shit."

"One person who's not using the cheap gas as an excuse to rip sick V8 burnouts (that's more of a Biden thing) is President Obama..."

I wish the police around here were as proactive as this guy. We usually have to find the culprit ourselves then report it.

Regardless of what they damaged, they left the scene. I imagine it's felony hit and run now.