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Kevin McCarthy says that Trump acknowledges his responsibility for the riot. Trump says nope, his speech was perfect.

Well, as they always like to say, the free market is always right. And this time they were right, because the free market told them to get fucked.

Exactly. One more bit of hilarity from the demographic that screams “no one handed ME anything on a silver plate” while demanding virtually everything available to be handed to them on a silver plate... while making sure that nothing goes to ‘those people’.

With about 10k I could probably get Parler up and running, albeit dog-slow. You’d have to pay me a hell of a lot more to do it, though, and when the world shit kicks you back into the dirt again I don’t want to hear it.

The end.

Anyone mewing about "free speech" is deflecting. Never ever was about that. 

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“Parler’s Implosion, Explained” Simplified:

Now imagine every day more Americans die than in all the 9/11 attacks, and the President is worried about his locked Twitter account.

Co-sign!

Girl, where you been?! I came here multiple times Wed looking for your social media summaries and your takes!! You almost forced me to get Twitter and.you.know.I resist that!! I know you preferred the blogashere but don’tchu leave me when I’m sitting home alone in quarantine and shit is going down! ;)

First Amendment Protests” ...sneaky motherfuckers. I’ve been fuming about this all morning, and furious about the MAGA Nazi Insurrection all week. I don’t know when I’ve been this angry. Well, ok, every police brutality report, but damn.

I remember when the big fear were the so-called “Michigan Militias” and the next Timothy McVeigh. Funny how we swept all that down the memory hole when we found an excuse to bomb brown people.

The best I can say about her is the same I said about Herman Cain. They both died for their beliefs.

OH YEAH

Referring the these people as “rats” is a real injustice to rats, who are clever, loving and adorable. These people are oozy, rancid diarrhea squirts.

McConnell on the Senate floor piously extolling the sacred republic damn near brought me to emesis. The fact he wasn’t struck dead by lightning proves there is no god.

Simplified Defense of Regifting: Once you give it to me, it is my property to do whatever I want with. Full stop, end of discussion.