Exactly! People don’t understand that. Four wheels means you’ll probably be able to start going. Whether you can stop again is a function of your tires, the temperature, how gently you brake, the condition of the road, the condition of your brakes, and whether it’s an emergency stop.

Oh, that’s cold. I wish you unexpected warmth. I grew up in New England and when I saw people wearing shorts into October around here (Northern Virginia) I decided I had found my climate. Summer around here is like living in the armpit of hell, but Spring and Fall are delightful. Decided lack of skiing, though. NH…

I’ve only been playing for 6 months and I’m really good at flicking picks!

If I see you do it again, you’re fucking gone!

It’s just transforming the credit score into “social credit”, as the government has already started to do in China.

Somewhere an extremely desperate banker approves a loan application.

What a weird future where Porn Hub becomes a major financial player.

Considering we should treat the International Monetary Fund as if they’re a shadowy cabal that the Impossible Missions Force would take down, this just sounds like a grand scheme to basically transform the credit score into the Scales of Osiris, measuring our worth in real time. This is more insidious shit than Black…

No joke I have a glass every day. It’s delicious chocolate milk, the fact that I can pretend it’s actually good for me is a bonus.

Don’t worry, Tiiiiime is on his side.

That’s why we all need to wear face masks, to hide the goatees...

Unfortunately, we’re actually living in the “dark” parallel universe where everyone has the goatees. The normal universe where everyone’s watching movies and is clean shaven passed us by :(

I don’t think there is a line - not at all. I think the more scary-ass-pandemic-bad-end-of-world shit we can pump out for general consumption the better. We have nimrods and idiots still refusing to take this current pandemic seriously. What we really need is a “The Day After,” but for COVID.

So it’s like a Cricut, but without all the support you would get by buying a Cricut, and costs more (or about the same, depending on model) as a Cricut? This is like buying a BetaMax (or worse, Laserdisc, as I believe the Silhouette is the BetMax of the cutting machine world) just because you are mad at everyone that…

[Samuel L. Jackson] has entered the chat.

You’ve got a nice house. A double garage for both your cars, a fireplace in the living room, even separate bedrooms for little Susie, Johnny and Betty, so they don’t have to share a bedroom and get in all those kid-arguments. But what you don’t have that your neighbors the Joneses (with whom you have to keep up) have,…

Is it not similar to Cassius Clay and Muhammad Ali?
You can respect the person and call him Ali, but also historically acknowledge that Sonny Liston fought the then Cassius Clay.

They marketed Oxycontin as safer than the other opioids on the market because it was time-released, supposedly making it less prone to cause an overdose and able to deliver a more stable dose.

This is what I love about i09. Where else would an article such as this lead to commenters trying to figure out the proper Latin conjugation for "face fuck"

Hunh.