“Everyone knows that the letter Q is just an O with a larger penis.”

I did a twelve year stretch in Catholic school, resulting in my exit from the RCs.

Hah! My SiL said that about the big freeze on the Saturday family zoom sesh! Cue laughter from NH, FL, PA, NY, MA & CA.

Wolverines!!!!!

I wonder how many of us got that.

Sounds more asshole than dick

My mom, a Dust Bowl Okie, brought a lot of southern recipes with her to CA.

I second the use of foist.

 Just ONE of the reasons we’re known as ‘Planet Florida’ to the rest of the Galactic Empire.

As a Gorilla Glue user - only in its proper context - I can tell you that no solvent known to man (that wouldn’t poison/melt you) will remove it. Many are the articles of clothing that I’ve ruined with this stuff (and spray foam insulation) - GorGlu is a polyurethane foam when set.

My son-in-law as a young teen once used spray paint (!!!) to color his hair. He totally owned it, afterwards. His statement? “I don’t know what I was thinking at that time, but have only myself to blame.” Word.

Nice that you ‘refrigerated’ your revenge! It’s the suggested serving method.

Keel-hauling: That there’s a naval tradition for this ofay, since he seems to like rope.

The first thing I’m doing after work is snowblowing my driveway.

Two years ago, at my BiL’s wake, my SiL asked me if I wanted to use his Kindle. It was linked to her account and being the voracious reader that she is, it had several hundred books (in her cloud). I had never used an ebook before. That thing is heroin!!!

Your grandmother was a wise woman and spot-on with her statement.

“Too soon!”

In the silent film days, it was almost mandatory for the audience to boo the villain when he first appears. Time to re-adopt!

How many of these terrs actually believed Blotus himself would be marching with them?

Never having watched the process, I tuned in when Pence convened the reporting (not count, mind you, but the reporting of the count) and watched the Rep and Teddy call for debate. Knowing I had at least two hours to kill, I had just started some chores when the Capitol was breached.