“Everyone knows that the letter Q is just an O with a larger penis.”

There are no strip clubs in my town, by zoning.

Did they go to fish jail, or ‘a nice pond upstate’?

I did a twelve year stretch in Catholic school, resulting in my exit from the RCs.

Hah! My SiL said that about the big freeze on the Saturday family zoom sesh! Cue laughter from NH, FL, PA, NY, MA & CA.

I just saw my answer, elsewhere, and it blew my mind!!!!

I have a question about parachutes: Is there any reason that there are different colored panels of fabric? The distribution looked too random to be a design, so is it ‘That’s what we had on hand’.

I felt the same wonder watching this as I did when watching Sheppard’s 1st Mercury launch.

I put an ice cube in my coffee every morning, just to take the heat edge off, so I observe this daily.

I shouldn’t admit this, but I found a neglected package of pork chops in the depths of my freezer the other day (almost two years old!).

Collaborative chemtrails... ‘They’ have learned how to polymerize them so they link. 

There’s a reason we push snow out of the way rather than melting it in place.

Yeah, the PTB think that every location and system is equal.

Wolverines!!!!!

TX: Remember this when you secede. A national grid gives you depth.

I wonder how many of us got that.

Sounds more asshole than dick

Seriously. They act like the seasoning cast-iron is a one-time thing; as in, once you lose it you’ll never get it back.

Elegant!

Turtles.