People that run from bees have no issues with walking up to an animal that outweighs them by over a ton and a half.

“inability to grasp the fine art of making raisinless potato salad,”

Not to mention that both of his folks were citizens.

Kamala holding up Trump’s still beating heart would be fine by me.

I’ve seen a ton of them, here in Yankeeland (NH). Though I must admit, in the last year there are fewer and fewer. 

They are conflating ‘loser’ with ‘rebel’.

I’ve always removed branding where it wouldn’t leave most of the paper label behind ( I could rant-on about using adhesives meant for building starships on paper products).

You can shave, but they’ll be dumbshits forever.

The zero is an Islamist Plot.

I’d always loved her songwriting. When I learned that Pigeon Forge was just a hop and a skip from Sevierville, she had my heart. .

I’m reminded of the Tappet Brothers - “If two men are talking in a forest and no one hears them, are they still morons?”

There’s a little plastic circle, with some kind of valve that restricts air admittance ‘in’, but allows it to escape freely through the valve.

My good friend does all the cooking for his family. Not that his wife won’t; but he’s that good, and really, really enjoys it.

Strike ‘scrubbed male surgeon’ and put in Tom Cruise as Maverick.

Shhhh!

“That school is about as Christian my last bowel movement.”

But only for a moment....then it’s on to the next one.

Y’all always beat me to the punch - I haven’t seen one of its posts for weeks!

Shooting the messenger, a time-honored tradition!

I’m 60 days out from the end of my contract for my municipal job.