Awesome! They must be sooooo confused.

When one co-opts a phrase, they should understand what it means.

I bought a suit in ‘85 to be married in (wore it MAYBE one other time). When my daughter got married in ‘19, I had to buy a new one; not only had I lost almost 50 lbs in that time, the cuts have changed away from ‘room’ to ‘fit’, especially in the pants, which worked for me as I have notoriously skinny legs.

Amazing

I’m going to go outside, spin counter-clockwise three times and spit and thereby undo the jinx (for the next 15 minutes).

The saddest part is that the rest of us would send our kids to cheat for us.

Inre: counting backwards by seven - would this be the hardest part of the exam for everyone? I’m fairly facile with arithmetic, but these always get me.

To steal and co-opt a famous movie line:

Ask those folks whose marriages were forever ‘demeaned’ by gay marriage; they think they’ve ‘lost’ something, but can never tell you exactly, or even generally, what they’ve lost. But they just know they did., somehow.

If she was like my kids, she hates it...partially because her folks display it at every opportunity.

“(at least until that drink runs through her system and it’s time to find a bathroom).”

On the advice of my vet(s), when Reno (a rescue Meezer) was a year old I began to limit her feeding. Having survived the mean streets of Providence, RI as a kitten (I think she was barely legal, < 8 wks when my daughter discovered her) she had understandable food issues - eat it all, as fast as you can.

Very subtle; very apt.

Notice they didn’t name Arlington Cemetery the ‘Rob’t E Lee Family Farm Memorial Cemetery’?

“The revolution against Karens is most certainly being televised because, frankly, that’s the only way they get caught and held accountable.”

Nope.

I have been balding since my early 30s (Thanks, Ma!!) and just accepted it (kicking and screaming! - long hair was the thing in my youth). I was prescribed Finasteride for a prostate issue three years ago.

Poster “...“ may have all the money, but I’m pretty. 

“It’s not hard to be a decent human being and to give half a shit about the safety of people around you if you’re not a total asshole.”

“the country will be fucked for the rest of the century.”