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Is the virus enough to put Keith Richards down?

This was never made clear enough for me:

Glasses should be cleaned w/ soap & water & fingers, and dried by gently dragging a tissue over the lenses to remove the rinse water, not by rubbing (scratches, y’know). I learned this in an industry optics handling class. It cuts the oil and you have a free hand-wash.

Depends on how many times you flush, I guess. Ask the president.

They’re both products of selfishness.

I grew up on the Pacific Coast, my respect for nature verges on fear.

You know they’re lyin’. The whole point is to show off to YOUR BUDS.

“Skiers die every so often”

Near-death experiences are what you make of them. The funny thing is that we have all had these, and I’ll bet that most of us are unaware of the ones we didn’t notice.

Right? The perceived gulf between two Christian offshoots is greater than the gulf between Christians and Jews.

“I would love to just vote my ideals here, but I don’t have that luxury.”

Ever studied a dog pile? When I was a kid, our dog ate an entire Crayola 64 box. I can’t eat confetti frosting to this day.

I do hope you’re both there for that.

Oddly, they have also included inanimate objects: the Earth and the computer, though they are as perverse as us humans.

No one is cooler than Steve McQ!

Is the first one free?

I’ve heard it was ‘The Firm’, AKA, the British Royal Family.

My 95 Chev W/T had always-on headlights. One ‘click’ on the E-brake pedal would turn them off. A friend of mine learned this from me, but ‘double-clicked’ instead and burned up his shoes.

I remember my wife and I watching a program about how they came to be - gathering the idea and the formulating the mfg process - 6 or so months before they came out. I looked pretty weird (you really don’t want to see your ‘sausage’ being made).

“Additionally, you are somewhat responsible for everything they do. If they are downloading bears, or running a darkweb assassination service...”