That’s the valet parking drop-off area.

You’d need an entire extra deck level, for one.

He’d punish the electorate, first.

That’s no trade, that’s a shift

INRE: The switch from BW to Color:

That’s the trade off for you not being able to use the space under your seat.

If it’s your head in my lap, who’s the creep here?

“I can also become quite farty at will.”

“I know this because for decades, people went to movie theaters that did not have big ol’ recliners and watched movies that lasted 2-3 hours. These people were just fine.”

The Evil-er Fix: Cyanoacrilate right at the tie..

I’m 5'8"....6'4" is grotesquely large.

Correct. Not tiny....normal.

My wife was CONVINCED she was carrying a boy, despite really wanting a daughter. No science, just intuition.

He had the option; the decision was made for me. I’ve known nothing different my entire life.

Yeah, I’ve been a circumcised male longer than many of you have been around and have never heard of ‘natural lubrication’ sourced in the foreskin. And why would we be ‘more aggressive in our movements’ when THE most sensitive area is in total contact? (This sounds like anti-circumcision propaganda)

Did the teach do Driver’s Ed, too?

You know you’ve hit the Bigs when you get Warhol-ized.

Nope. You’re the one claiming I’m telling you how to live your life, just after you telling me how to live my life.

I’m sure they were someone’s cousin, just not mine.

One: It’s a wedding;