We used to say,”Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you have too much money”.

Cold, dead eyes.

I’d have thought sandwiches. You can stroll through Nature and chomp-away.

I do like ‘em, but refer to cat turds in the catbox as ‘Zagnuts’ when the dog goes after ‘em.

I do like ‘em, but refer to cat turds in the catbox as ‘Zagnuts’ when the dog goes after ‘em.

There is nothing “M&M-like” about a Smartie, other than relative size.

There is nothing “M&M-like” about a Smartie, other than relative size.

I refuse to accept the results of this poll.

I refuse to accept the results of this poll.

Until, well...you know.

Oopsies!! Brown, not Kidman.

Go back further to the ‘Missile Gap’ part of the Cold War. We thought we were behind in launchers so we ramped up production, with the end result being: the Rooskies never had what we thought they had and we achieved numerical supremacy. It was a negative result, for them.

“The whole reason they came here was to try to make the legal system send her to the fucking UK.”

Which still would have given him airtime when he tweeted on the grieving parents for being selfish and rude.

INRE: Alas, Babylon.

The Panthers tried that in the 60s, and all that came of it were laws against open carry of handguns (CA, specifically)

Tail-gunner Joe issued Contempt of Congress citations that carried the full force of the law to those who blew him off. It’s past time to go absolutely, publicly official in the inquiries.

That’s mighty clean, compared to nowadays.

It’s a Maznisstoyhonsubmits.

“(Turns out, packing lunches and not taking Ubers can save you a ton)“.

The ‘Dad’s Garage’ look!

“Uh... assuming “lives above a shop” has the same connotations in the US as it does in the English speaking world?”

Snack-sized Snickers, forever.

Snack-sized Snickers, forever.