To be fair, the sound of a soccer player wailing in agony is just as likely caused by a light breeze as by a traumatic injury.

By Philly standards, this game is a paragon of restraint and sportsmanship.

Somebody must have told him it was casual day at work. I guarantee there’s a Hawaiian shirt in his locker

Vegas is the only city possible where Raider fans will seamlessly blend into the community. Just another wild bachelorette party trying to fit on the elevators at the Monte Carlo…

Rainy Sunday evening in San Diego. Perfect for acoustic “Number of the Beast” by Zwan.

It’s Moley Russell’s wart!

I smell a movie treatment here, a la The Replacements: “The Strikebreakers” Starring Kristen Wiig and Melissa McCarthy as the unlikely rec league soccer players called upon to represent the US against RUSSIA (Boo!) in an international not-so-friendsly. Co-starring James Woods as the grizzled has been and reluctant…

The footballer is silent on how many times he dove on his way to the shower.

How could that be anything but a heavy-handed message from the local cartel to drop the next point?

+1 for the save!

The real tragedy here is that that man is taking up valuable oxygen that could be used by a much smarter and more socially productive houseplant.

Maybe they’ll hop on their bikes and hit the open road.

I owe all of my achievements in life to not having sex with Kate Upton.

+1 for taking the fast train to this pun

I made the mistake of watching American Horror Story - Hotel on a cross country flight a few months back. Loved the show, but I watched about 30% of it with my iPad screen practically face down. I’m just not at a point in my life where I can enjoy watching orgies while sitting in the aisle of a commercial airplane.…

This whole thing needs to end with Seo handcuffed while wearing a headless monster suit, being led off by sheriffs as she snarls, “...and I would’ve gotten away with it if it weren’t for that meddling kid!”

He’s ours, all ours!!!

Stupid winter allergies...

He’s just grooming himself to be the next director of NASA.

Worst movie about music of all time?