But bro, the energy there is epic!

A more accurate title for this article would have been: “Fuck You And Die, Elm Park In Worcester, Massachusetts, Even Though You Are Old, Historic And Majestic As Hell.”

Lessons in Modern Diplomacy:

You hear that, PGA?

His players haven’t shit the bed- they just “reacted incorrectly” to his coaching.

Another chilly reception for the bitterly-hated Hanwell Town.

Excitement-wise, those Thursday night games fall somewhere between CFL pre-season and the bottom half of the Patriot League.

As a tribute to the story about the Wizards dressing all in black tonight for their game against the Celtics:

So the opposite of Dean Spanos.

Actually, Adam Jones the outfielder is now “Adam Jones, AHL Penalty Box Monitor”

Joey Porter should send him a Whitman’s Sampler.

His weekly Dunkin’ Donuts fund is about to take a major hit.

He looks like an official from the Ministry of Magic.

“Do Your Job, Sully: A Day in the Life of the Patriots’ Water Boy”

I don’t know what’s colder: throwing that tweet in his face or brazenly flaunting that you are not even following him on Twitter.

The head’s always screwing things up.

Make your Friday trippy

The news was a welcome development for local farmers, who often had to remove their livestock from the team’s national pitch on game days.

Because this.

+666 for Amon Amarth