Starring Luis Guzmán as Ivan “Pudge” Rodriguez

No way did his dad have anything to do with the timing of the story. The paper almost certainly reached out to the family for comment, not the other way around, and who knows when the journalist actually interviewed him? The timing is definitely suspect, but you can’t pin that on the old man. Sounds more like the…

I’m still waiting for the organizers to unveil their policy for squirrels. I’m currently nursing a smallish baby squirrel and would like to take him along because let’s face it, squirrel-sitters are EXPENSIVE and this will be a three or four day trip. While women are explicitly invited and most men are welcome by…

Literally the only possible correct answer.

For what it’s worth, we see the same mob mentality here in Southern California in advance of a light rain. The only thing softer than California drivers is... hmm... Nope. I got nothin’.

The public financing measure already failed here and the politicians understand that their electability plummets as soon as they get behind Spanos or public financing on a future referendum. Charger loyalists have had enough of King Baby Spanos and the transplants don’t care. The Chargers seem poised to stay but…

+1 This is dead-on. Beyond the core legion of Bolts fans, San Diegans are largely ambivalent towards the Chargers. Even in years when they have fielded a competitive team, blackouts or the threat of blackouts are commonplace here- particularly in the first six weeks. Spanos is like the obnoxious, nose-picking kid…

Maybe Coach Tomlin accidentally tripped him

Because he’s obsessed with a chick in L.A. who doesn’t want him and who treats him like shit.

Hope it didn’t end his Golden Pair.

Good point. Because there’s never anything dark or disturbing in white music.

Shazam never existed.

+1 For my last-minute nomination for “Comment of the Year.” Also, fuck that guy.

+1 for being the Alpha and the Omega of take generators

When you say “gotten away with it,” do you need us to ignore the half-million dollar fine he drew in 2007 or the team’s lost draft picks?

As far as sports movies go, has there been a more disastrous casting choice than Rob Lowe as a minor league hockey player in Youngblood?

With teeny little baby arms like his, weight is the least of his problems.

The Diaz brothers are intimidating alright, but they're no Malachis.