That made me smile so broadly, I think I love you.

Ha. Exactly. I use a board not dissimilar to this, though it's actually from an unused bookshelf, so it's got a very smooth finish. A keyboard, mouse and mousepad do the trick just nicely!

Admittedly, me too! I guess we just regress slowly as we grow older. Thank goodness for that!

You're welcome. And what if I'm not a guy at all? Enjoy your bigotry, dude!

I actually updated that image with yet another, this time including the protagonist from Prototype. There are, to be fair, quite a few others we could have used. Any masked/hooded male with a dipped head will do. And yeah...fat chance we'll see a female protagonist in an AC game anytime soon (and no, Liberation…

In a handheld game that was utter drivel. Hence my 'proper' in quotes. They haven't dared put a female lead in a AAA title.

Ha. I'm being facetious to point out what a ridiculous pose they've put a female character in to accentuate her 'assets'. Addressing the other shit helps make the case that they wouldn't likely represent a dude the same way. Of course everything in Bayonetta is impossible, like every game. But that's besides the…

I'm serious that the image is stupid. Worth an entry over at http://thehawkeyeinitiative.com. The rest of it is just practically and physically improbable/impossible.

"It's way easier when you punch it off." I'll say!

She's going to snap a vertebra given how contorted she is. Not to mention both of her locked elbows. Her knees might take some damage too when she fires off those heel pistols. This image is so fucking stupid...both of them.

It's beautiful!

Ha. My thought went back to the original iMacs. What is this, 1999??

For me, it would need a pretty solid D-pad. Something far better than the Xbox 360's D-pad (even after the revision).

This. It felt like watching a long panoramic still shot cycled over and over - just layers of stills in motion. (That said, it's a frickin' accomplishment to make a game look this beautiful. Will the gameplay hold up?)

The sword was the bane of my existence playing Skyward Sword. Half the time it would simply not respond properly to my movements. A particular problem during boss fights.

The whole point of Samus originally was because ... it was not overtly clear what her gender was until the very end of the game. And then they put her in a bikini in case we couldn't tell (though they didn't seem to need to do that with Princess Peach). It didn't matter if Samus was male or female ultimately. So,…

If only! That would be so cool, but I seriously have my doubts. Little in Nintendo's past (I'm discounting Metroid, because they put Samus in a bikini and later, a skintight suit and heels) really leads me to believe they'd actually do this. Plus the way they introduced Palutena as a playable character in SSB was…

That's cool. You're happy with hackneyed representations of brooding, 'world-weary' characters. Have fun with that. We could add Watch_Dogs and and any other of the many games with a face downturned and/or concealing headwear. Yawn! But go right ahead and give them your money!

Totally agree. I could do without another one of these:

Totally. That would be cool. Reserve pastel land for Kirby.