Stop. Keep in mind that the Boys U17 team beat the USWNT something like 6-1 in a scrimmage.

This is the new “let’s avoid Cubs fans at all costs in the brightest season- but let’s rub it in with the White Sox”

Solid effort. I’d give him a B.

Listen...Jim’s wearing the ABC by Lululemon. They are literally the most comfortable pants of all-time. I started wearing them a few years ago and now my entire office wears them. Culture changing pants. Look for Urban Meyer, Nick Saban and PJ Fleck to all follow suit.

Looks like Junng Ho Kangnot...

Translation of Molina’s comments: “Our unemployment is 40%, people have nothing else in their lives, and if we weren’t an unincorporated territory of the U.S. we’d be Haiti.”

Well...Arizona tried to stop Trevon, but they Bluiett.

For the last few weeks I’ve been asking: why all the White Sox coverage on deadspin? Now I know. Rick Renteria. That’s why.

A lot of people in St. Cloud, Minnesota would gladly take a February trek to Phoenix.

Your wife must be insanely sore.

I hope you encourage your sister to press charges but I’m not sure which one moved to Nairobi so it’s probably a moot point. Unless your step-mom is still in Toronto and takes care of somebody else’s kid and jacks up their youth or opportunity to live in a better place.

Understand your distrust of the police, but there’s also the court system where people who mistreat kids (habitually) should end up. But someone needs to act or they keep mistreating kids. And as we’ve read here, that means kids can die.

Sorry. Have you reported her abuse of your sister to police? Sounds like your step-mother shouldn’t be living with any kids.

Oh, word? JR Rider?

Agree 100%. And let me just say that a few years back a friend of mine and I stayed out with Rubio and a few of his crew until like 8am the next day. So, yes..In many ways, Ricky Rubio is rolling in more ways than one.

Not sure. I’d have to revisit the whole Body of work...

Precipitous drop in quality from last year’s apex to this year. And the hair was there. The production just...fell flat?

Yeah, dude. I mean, if I wanted to know about scrawny asian kids being really good at shit I’d just go to work.

Forget the players- what about what they’ve done to the fans?

You’re going to stick around for a while, aren’t you Eric? I’ve got to tell you, a handful of deadspin fans have told me how much they hate seeing these gamers posts (I’m one of them.) But my reply is always ‘hey, we’re the old guys in the room now. These posts aren’t going anywhere.’ But seriously, feels like you…