Nobody said he had to be fitted into it in a single piece.

LOL I am sick of the these low key Nazi assholes that think we are so stupid that we don’t know what they having been doing.  We need to purge the country of them! Scare them back into hiding.

Goddamit. The Coast Guard used to be the one branch of the military that actually had decent folks in it, discharge this yahoo immediately. Preferably out of a deck gun.