Casino Royale is an excellent action movie, and Quantum of Solace is underrated. But Skyfall is when the Craig Bond era truly became what it is now: the prestige spy action movies that displays genuine artistry in its writing, acting, directing and especially cinematography. Precisely what the single longest-running…

I know that stupid reality shows like this tend to be ratings goldmines, but I really wish Netflix had taken HBO’s lead and stayed above all that.

I have never watched this movie, mainly because the stupid pun in its title always bothered me. Stealing a bride away on her wedding day may be a perfectly cromulent (and common) rom-com premise, but there is no way it can be made out to be an “honorable” thing to do.

I have never played any Final Fantasy game. Should I get the original FFVII first before the remake?

It was even more unnecessary in BvS. Opening the movie with it was my first sign that the movie was going to suck.

Also, one thing that always bugged me about this movie. While the car chase is great and a lot of fun - Bond cackling with glee as he wrecks shit up is hilarious - I hated the fact that he was driving a BMW 7 series.

1. GoldenEye

(She’s yet another Bond ex.)

“I saw The Last Witch Hunter.”

While that’s certainly Moore’s best, I don’t think that works for Bond in this day and age. Honestly, campy, tongue-in-cheek spy action is what the Fast & Furious, xXx and Kingsmen franchises are doing right now. Imitating other successful movies would... well, not be unheard of for Bond, but it’s not something it…

One of my least favorites. The “drippy ballad” era of Bond themes produced 4 songs, 2 of which were utterly forgettable (the other being Moonraker’s which I bet you can’t even remember how it goes). Only “Nobody Does it Better” is an acknowledged classic, though I personally really like “For Your Eyes Only.”

a wealthy businesswoman named Octopussy

Nothing to be embarrassed about. Among my celebrity crushes are Melissa McCarthy and Aidy Bryant, both of whom I want to do nasty, nasty things with. Being attracted to women like them shouldn’t be a kink.

Yeah, that made me roll my eyes too. Just once I’d like to see an action hero named Floyd Menachem or something.

There is an actual shill for Quibi in the comments below, although his tone is strangely less “paid to promote a product with some reasonable facsimile of sincerity” and more “viciously attacking detractors with the anger of an offended fanboy”.

Before visual effects artists fully render sequences for animated films, they normally show directors playblasts—preview renderings that feature characters without color or texture. That allows the director to evaluate the motion before hours of work are done to flesh out things like color, texture, and lighting.…

What an absolutely pathetic comment. Have you never heard of punctuation?

I called it. This thing with the stupid name is doomed to fail. If people are gonna pay for a new streaming service, they want to get something substantial out of it, like full-length movies or bingeable shows. If they want “quick bites of content,” there’s already YouTube, Facebook, Instagram and TikTok.

The only way Miller comes out of this looking good is if the woman in question comes out to say “it’s all cool, it was a joke that was misunderstood.” Any less than that and he’s in deserved deep shit.

You know what it reminds me of? People from my own corner of the world who are unfortunately susceptible to Chinese propaganda, who dismiss literally every single news story from Western media as singing the tune of the U.S. government. (It’s especially funny when they say that about sources like the BBC and The…