Didn’t one of the Parkland survivors get radicalized in the opposite direction and become an alt-right pro-gun asshole? Surprised he’s not in this documentary.

And here I was hoping Colbert was telling Oswalt to skip the Hobbit movies. Which he should.

I mean, that’s hardly unique to Thailand. All movies, Asian movies in particular, star the most gorgeous people in that country playing ordinary folks. I haven’t even watched Parasite yet, but there’s no way someone who looks like Park So-dam would be flat broke.

I think the Cannes Film Festival model of judging works better than the Oscars. Instead of having thousands of anonymous film professionals who are obligated to vote every year and have probably come to view it as a chore, you pick a small group of acclaimed names who consider it an honor to be picked, and are also…

Sounds a lot better than Thai dubbing, where one voice talent is always ever The Hero, one is The Young Guy, one is The Girl, one is The Raspy-Voiced Villain, one is The Crotchety Old Man, one is The Bitchy Older Woman, etc. etc.

Er... all stories are about the most deep, meaningful time of its characters’ lives. It’s kind of a basic storytelling rule.

We’re still watching it in 2020, so it will be judged through a 2020 lens. Don’t want to read about it, travel back in time to 1999. It’s that simple.

I haven’t read the book, but it was very clear to me the thinking behind all the liberties they took in adapting the book.

If Lashana Lynch makes an even bigger impression than, say, Rebecca Ferguson did in Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation, then EON will certainly be encouraged to do so, because that was the last time an actress joined a long-running spy movie franchise and make everyone go “Ooohh, she’s awesome! We wanna see more of…

Yes, because there is literally no other actress of Chinese descent working in Hollywood today.

a Chinese-American woman who ditches out on life for a while to study to be a Shaolin Monk

Ha ha, no, The Satanic Temple, you don’t get it. They want you to get miscarriages, not abortions. One is a thing that happens to you i.e. act of God that you deserve because you’re bad, the other is a thing that you choose for yourself.

Jesus, the Maisie Williams one was lazy as shit. Take a hot young actress, add a hugely-popular-6-years-ago song, show some driving shots, and that’s your Superbowl car ad?

Why did Harrison Ford have to reprise EVERY one of his classic 80s roles?

Oh, you (giggles).

I think the problem with all these attempts to revive long-dead franchises is that studios always see them as launchpads for more sequels. Every post-Terminator 2 installment had sequel hooks. Prometheus and Alien: Covenant clearly wanted to interest us in the continuing adventures of Insane Robot Michael Fassbender. G…

There’s a way to express a contrary opinion on a universally well-regarded classic. This ain’t it.

Not at all. Their entire campaign is based on ironically mourning a sorta-famous figure, which comes off in particular poor taste in the wake of the tragic death of an actual famous and beloved person. It was just sheer bad luck.

“lonely hero travels around the world helping people”

Alternatively, they could just not program their agents in the first place and just use ordinary 16-man SEAL teams for all the black ops missions that they were gonna send a single brainwashed supersoldier to do. ‘Cos those Navy SEALs, they’re all perfectly well-adjusted fellas, aren’t they?