That’s right. I already knew I was smarter by then, watching them slam into each other like apes on the playground.

Screw the Statue of Liberty crying, I feel like I’m doing it all the time. This poor family.

Humor is the only thing that will get us through.

“He’s not somebody who sits around and waits. He takes action and gets things done,” she said.

He LIES

So your saying that kid I bought at the adoption store is going to grow up into an adult? Fuck!!!!

This is why you never trust anyone you went to high school with.

She has the wrong skin color for a harsher sentence.

The best part of this is that Baio now has to walk around with the knowledge that a petite blonde lady came to his rescue and everyone knows it. He seems like the kind of guy that would be really bothered by that.

Here’s another angle:

Lol, all those folks bitching about how there are no jobs, “at work” my ass. Some Twitter person quipped “Well, if Trump’s Middle America has so many jobs already, why do we need to make America great again?”

They are claiming that trump supporters work more than liberals so that’s why the turnout was so low lmfao.

You will love this lady in Birmingham, then. Not the best picture, but it was CROWDED y’all. ;-)

Some of my faves:

This was my favorite from the Philly march. Well done, person!

Favorite specific sign spotted: “So how’s your first day going?”

My favorite from Philly which had NO media coverage.

“Reality has well known liberal bias”