I’m not crying. You’re crying.

i can’t stay drunk long enough, i’m old. and yired. fuck them all.

Spencer did nazi that coming....

Fuck that paparazzi asshole.

As a queer, I want to say that I fucking love our goddamn community.

If we could just do this every night for at least the next four years, that would be great.

No one is cheaper than the rich. No one.

That whole string of hashtags is insane. It reads like it was written by somebody who wrote ad material for porn sites in the late nineties.

Selena dated Bieber. Her type is guys who aren’t boyfriend material. Stars, they’re just like us.

ok. no one should be with the weeknd. ever. he is not bf material, and i think you know this, BELLA AND SELENA.

In several Key States the difference between Trump and Hillary was lower(in some cases far lower) than the number of people who voted Stein.

How soon they forget about oral...

Australia is totally the island of misfit toys.

Anthony Weiner not being dead in a ditch or renditioned to a black site in Yemen is proof that Hillary ain’t killed nobody.

This is forever solidified in my mind as the typical sensitive Trump male.

But...“You have to be okay with being led by women.”

Bro, do you even Bruh?

fragile masculinity gonna fragile

Matt Garza Went On A Misogynistic Rant Because Of A Squeez Play