I have yet to run into a creepy husband in my assistant work... thank the lord . I’d feel so awkward.

Dudeeee that sooo crazy, I had a very similar experience, I got fired because her baby obviously started favoring me and she got super uncomfortable about it... She paid me insane severance though so I didn’t sue her, not like I would’ve anyway.

Where did you find this?!

We should make sure he sees it

And this is precisely why I’m happy I don’t have children at the moment. At least your kid is being raised by someone who knows right from wrong and will teach them properly.

Haahaha “a special set of skills” that you “ain’t getting for 70k a year honey.” Basically me too when I was an assistant ... adds hair flip

I used to work for someone who was very high up in the political world and a husband in govt (obvs cant disclose who) but they were so clueless when it came to basic things, I was like “have you had an assistant your whole life and just never knew how to do these things ?”

Why is no one talking about how she only married him for his money... instead she’s this “classy woman” ... the conservatives would rip apart a democrat for a wife that much younger than himself... but in bizarro world it’s ok.

Hahahahhahahaha that one got me good

Inglorious bastards style ?

That’s kinda cheap for a personal assistant haha... as a personal assistant in DC that’s on the lower end of the pay scale. So for celebs you’d expect more, especially due to how picky he sounds.

a child I used to work with had scouts and I’d always tell him to not forget his neck handkerchief and I’d crack up every time, he was never amused.

Sounds like a fairy tale

Wait is this real? So help me God... guys I think I’m having a stroke... is this real life?

Don’t forget your neck handkerchief

The only reason I’m not as upset is I know Sessions will be in there as of fucking Tuesday I’m sure.

Holy fucking shit... out of all the headlines this week this one almost surprised me the most. Hats off to you Boy Scouts, it’s about damn time.

Trolls are everywhere these days aren’t they.

It was 3am where I was and I absolutely read it wrong... now it’s about 12 hours or so later and I’m fully awake and I read it again and I was like, “yup I most definitely read that wrong and just called out someone who was complimenting me.”

I like you. I like where your head is at.