And the raspberries thank you.

Yeah, fucking Santorum beating him in 1994 was a sad, sad day in PA politics.

How brave

he uses computers all the time. computers love him. he has fantastic computers, with many many friends.

Well technically Lance could only plop “A” genital on a woman’s face.

Many possibilities: Manning skips the class and has a friend sign him in (some professors pass around sign-in sheets, which is of course ridiculous), or he signed somebody else’s name, or he just skipped class altogether and tried to alter the professor’s grade-book.

Scalia was in no way consistent. Just look at his votes in Raich or Bush v Gore, or the difference in his opinions in same sex marriage cases vs the campaign finance cases.

Extra points for the “Let Me Clear My Throat” goal song

I have a confession. I was once one of these customers.

This. Once, my GF filled up my water bottle while I was in the shower (we have opposite schedules), and even though it’s a wide-mouth Nalgene, she didn’t put any ice in it, just whatever room-tempish cold water came out of the faucet. I mentioned it to her when I got home, and now I fill up my own goddamn water bottle.

The only stylus-based app you'll ever need:

And by “charity”, he really means Kwame Brown.

Most men are cool about stuff like that. Some aren’t. We call those guys “rapists.”

So, George Lucas is not a rocket scientist, is what I’m getting here.

/although he is the guy who ran a 5K in less than 3 kilometers.

Sean explained that being blessed with so many nicknames has allowed him to wake up each day and pick the one he feels most comfortable with. “Most of the time I feel like I’m Puff,” he said. “But it also depends on what kind of mood I’m in. If I’m acting crazy, like ‘agh!’, that’s Diddy. You know what I’m saying? If…

NOT EVEN THE PEOPLE WHO LOOKED AT IT ON THE INTERNET

What are you gonna do when it’s unlimited apps? You have to try them all!

Chalkboard story: My dad grew up on a goat farm in the Colorado Rockies. Abject poverty. He was unusual in that he had a lust for knowledge so he started reading every book the local town library had. By 18, he had read everything related to science he could get his hands on. His grades reflected his obsession. A…

Well, one anecdote does disprove a study. Better retract the article, Gizmodo.

Keith Clinkscales? I know that guy! We masturbated on a flight to Denver. Good guy.