Right, it’s called click-bait.

Wow, definitely thought you meant that Ben Affleck was dating Fran Drescher, and my mind was blown for a minute.

i just have so many questions about this

there are plenty of men on the barnard campus—in classes and in the dorms

but you would rather “fuck” with someone rather than attempt to educate them, especially in your position with that kind of experience? you claim to be in such an esteemed position but these actions just seem so... retaliatory and immature, and very much below someone who would be in your position. i’m not actively…

Nope. Best practices for suicide reporting recommend not using “committed,” which sounds like a crime or, to religious communities, like a sin, and “kill yourself” is just insensitive, crude, and poorly phrased. “Died by suicide” is the phrasing recommended by mental health professionals and the American Foundation…

But it already sounds like I've got a chainsaw in the stall with me. That's the problem.

If you don't want anyone to hear you poop, do what I do. Bring an idling chainsaw into the stall with you.