but his character made him that six-tool guy

UPDATE: The entire Russian equestrian team has been disqualified as genetic testing shows the horses are actually teacup chihuahuas.

When [Modest Mouse lead singer Isaac] Brock left the scene he backed into a cop car, but he just drove off. Sometimes life is okay.

It would be rather fitting for Kanye’s career to come to end for speaking through a wire.

He’s already demanded a trade to the Pirates.

Goodbye sweet prince