Thank god. Hey fatties! You’ve been deemed fuckable by this lady and therefore a person of worth! Congratulations!

I’m fat, always have been (varying levels of course, but even at my skinniest I’ve been fat). There’s this phenomenon that happens to me that never ceases to shock my girlfriends where I legitimately get hit on more often by men who are engaged or married. It started when I was still in high school. It’s like, well,…

Also expanding on that, beyonce didn’t get rid of Matthew till after her third record and that’s not counting DC. Mariah Carey switched after she had 5 number ones and a greatest hits record under her belt. Rihanna waited till she had four number one albums to make a jump. Taylor swift didn’t start managing herself…

Not really a subtweet since she tagged him.

There are few things more annoying than someone who grew up in a rural environment making it out and then shitting all over the place he or she came from and people he or she grew up with, for the benefit of other urban sophisticates.