I love LGR, he's really fun and thorough, his voice is also very soothing. Btw, there are more advertisements and pop ups on Jalopnik now than illegitimate porn sites. Good God, Jalopnik premium to cut out the ads?

Thanks; that’s very kind. Same to you!

Hugs. I’m sorry that life can be so heavy, especially for little ones. Sending healing thoughts.

My mom died when I was 4 too. She used to pass out in her own vomit (I guess the combo of chemo and meds?). My parents were separated at the time and sometimes this would happen when I was in the house with her. I would find her and since I was three at the time, I guess I didn’t really know what to do so I would just…

I wouldn’t have believed it possible, but this is way way better, like it looks really good. This should’ve been what they did.

I think it would’ve looked better had the cases been black:

Theres no way it's going to be 25k. 

Just imagine, if the media didn’t make a big deal about OJ’s birthday (which I promise you, was unintentional. That’s giving us WAAAAYYY too much credit), we’d be seeing the Bronco TODAY. Now we have to wait until Monday...

My mom died tragically when I was 4 and I remember it all so vividly. I remember her wasting away those last few months too. Unfortunately he will likely remember this and my heart breaks for him. I’m in my late 30s and just talking about it is so heavy even now. I wish him luck.

“You mean there are TWELVE different colors for my button lights? And they’re only $2.99 each? Why yes, I do need all of them.”

Next up it’ll be fucking loot boxes. “YOU COULD GET AN ULTRA RARE SIX STAR TECHNOVIOLET M8 INDIVIDUAL COMPETITION!!!”

I don’t understand why I have to keep reiterating this. They work, they just flash in a color that the poors can’t perceive. 

If the gaming industry has taught us anything, it’s that corporations cannot be trusted with this type of option. This is the micro-transaction of cars. It’s a slippery slope that leads to users (you and me) getting absolutely fucked.

I think they made turn signals a subscription service a long time ago. Seems to be going ok.

The BMW Subscription Service is approved. The system goes on-line August 4th, 2021. Human decisions are removed from strategic defense. BMW Subscription Service begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. In a panic, they try to pull the plug. The BMW…

It’s like Bill Engvall’s old “Here’s Your Sign” routine. People who post dumb things are doing a public service by helping the rest of us know to avoid engaging with them.

Because kids are stupid. That's it, really.

I know i’m not the only person who read that headline and registered the Metal Gear “!” sound in their head.

Still doesn’t excuse his behavior 

If there's one thing 16-year-olds aren't, it's mature.