“You mean there are TWELVE different colors for my button lights? And they’re only $2.99 each? Why yes, I do need all of them.”
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Next up it’ll be fucking loot boxes. “YOU COULD GET AN ULTRA RARE SIX STAR TECHNOVIOLET M8 INDIVIDUAL COMPETITION!!!”
I don’t understand why I have to keep reiterating this. They work, they just flash in a color that the poors can’t perceive.
If the gaming industry has taught us anything, it’s that corporations cannot be trusted with this type of option. This is the micro-transaction of cars. It’s a slippery slope that leads to users (you and me) getting absolutely fucked.
I think they made turn signals a subscription service a long time ago. Seems to be going ok.
The BMW Subscription Service is approved. The system goes on-line August 4th, 2021. Human decisions are removed from strategic defense. BMW Subscription Service begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. In a panic, they try to pull the plug. The BMW…
It’s like Bill Engvall’s old “Here’s Your Sign” routine. People who post dumb things are doing a public service by helping the rest of us know to avoid engaging with them.
The Cool district in Rotterdamn was originally founded in the 1200s, I think (thank Wikipedia). I’ve been there, and it’s ironically (not ironically?) the cool district - lots of great bars, shopping, cafes. Rotterdam itself is a great city. Small-ish, but still a lot of fun stuff to do. Reminds me a bit of Berlin.
Right? You get all the perks of living in the cool district: accessible clubs, trendy little stores below walk-ups, hip restaurants with comfortable outdoor seating, without the drawbacks like high rent and the constant party noise.
The port’s western seaside operations were not effected
Cool-adjacent would kill in Zillow ads.
I have to think rents are higher in the Cool District. Who wouldn’t want to live there?
Because kids are stupid. That's it, really.
More the like Maritiem District. But it’s Cool-adjacent.
Therefore, while there are references in English reports referring to the span as the “Willemsbrug bridge,” this is probably like saying the “Willem’s bridge bridge.”)
I know i’m not the only person who read that headline and registered the Metal Gear “!” sound in their head.
Well he definitely didn’t miss it.
Still doesn’t excuse his behavior
If there's one thing 16-year-olds aren't, it's mature.