My bank account says I can’t. 

Yeah CPO seems to be the way to go here.

they couldn’t fit in the necessary “so far” disclaimer due to all the autoplaying ads.

I always felt like a bit of a hypochondriac / crazy person for using hand sanitizer regularly after shaking hands with business contacts or wiping down all surfaces on an airplane after sitting down. Now I look positively normal - thanks Covid-19!

Beat me to it

Really? I could have sworn that I read a lot of reviews of American cars decrying their antiquated drum brake systems back in the day. But obviously it was a long time ago when 10 yo me was whiling away summer vacation days at the Lansdale PA Public Library reading stacks of car magazines. I was a dork.

The fastest way to get GTA VI is for every wannabe gangster to stop spending dumb amounts of money on GTA Online. Take Two has no incentive to invest against that cash cow as long as it’s squirting our mountains of sweet sweet moolah.

As an avid reader of Car and Driver and Motor Trend at my local library in the late 80’s and early 90’s, I am ashamed to admit I forgot about that intermediate phase in safety tech. This was also when a lot of American (and cheaper import) cars still used drum brakes on all four wheels or only put discs on the front.…

For those of us in the US, try buying hand sanitizer right now. 100+% markups on Amazon, most mainline brands sold out on major sites like Walmart or Target, empty store shelves at drug stores. No face masks to be found. Kind of a low key panic mode out there.

Gizmodo - Mayo Slices! What a Wonderful Innovation for Lazy People!

Dude, no, just... no.

Spot on

“Live Free or Die” - Made in China

I always appreciate a Fancy Kristen article to close out the week. Thanks!

Are you kidding? Everywhere I go these days the Chinese tourists are the absolute WORST. They’ve taken all the shitty tourist thrones from the Americans, Brits, Koreans, Saudis, Russians, etc.

Anybody else play the choking “game” in the early 90s where your “friends” would press their hands around your neck/trachea and make you pass out for a few seconds? God how many brain cells did we lose thanks to idiotic behavior like that? Kids today are somehow smarter and dumber than ever.

You go to hell! Every single episode of TNG was gold! Gold I tell you!

Lol - sounds like you have a roommate with benefits.

I’m surprised this hasn’t devolved into a morass of racist trolling. Or maybe it has in the grays. I don’t go there. Life’s too short. 

Relax, it’s just married guy shorthand for “While I highly desire this item, I have not been able to convince my life partner of the need for said item, and I do not care quite enough about it to cause marital strife over the said item’s acquisition sans-joint approval.” See how much simpler “my wife won’t let me” is?