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The elderly father’s reaction was priceless and heartwarming. I would love to see how the restoration turns out.

Russell Wilson is one of life’s great paradoxes. Namely, how can you be a smart, athletic, rocket-armed, Super Bowl winning black QB married to a super-hot pop star and somehow STILL be just as lame as all the Jesus-humping, “leadership trait” having, MAGA-loving, gritty white QBs all around the National Football…

FFS, the comments are already at it with the “keyless entry fobs are dumb and those who use it are lazy idiots” bullshit. If you’ve ever had a car with keyless entry / start and then gone back to a car that needs a regular physical key, you know how much more convenient keyless entry / start can be. The issue is not…

That is beautiful. I need a print. Where can I buy a print??

Scrumptious. This whole cock-bacle couldn’t be happening to a more deserving franchise or coach.

I decided it was OK for me to take my kid to Chick-fil-A when my gay friend from West Hollywood started going back to CFA after a week-long boycott (when all the controversy was fresh - back in 2015?). His words, more or less, were “unless they’re actively putting anti-LGBTQ propaganda in their advertising or beating…

I should have scrolled down before my own comment about the duck face. 

Love the rear, like the side, front looks like a mallard’s beak.

The Sciàdipersia Cabriolet by  Carrozzeria Touring Superleggera, based on the Maserati GranCabrio and built in Milan. This car is more Italian than a porn star running for parliament while fellating a cannoli. Mamma Mia!

I feel kind of gross for finding AJ Michalka attractive.

At $170, this is more of a MACRO-transaction, amirite? I’ll show myself out.

I’m stuck in a mental Moebius strip from thinking about Kelly’s comment - how much of it is a slam of her sexual partners, and how much of it is a slam on Cousins? Is it like quantum physics, and it is simultaneously both yet neither? Definitely the right thing for my brain to be mulling on before a job interview...

My family didn’t use seat belts at all until well into the late 90s. Ah the good old days when children were allowed to roam the vast plains of their parents’ massive station wagons’ rear bench seats and cargo areas with abandon, all while rumbling down the interstate at 70mph. The good, stupid old days. God knows how…

Not disparaging Kuech’s family specifically, but wives and children generally seem much more willing for their husbands and fathers to pursue brain-destroying “passions” when they come with big fat paychecks. 

McCaffrey is genuinely awesome and I’m glad he’s out there breaking down stereotypes and boning Olivia Culpo (fuck Danny Amendola), but knowing he is every MAGA douchelord’s favorite running back makes it awfully tough to root for him.

Not being sarcastic, I really like your Corvair-Volvo analogy.

Frankly I’m glad Liam is getting out of the Miley Cyrus psycho vortex.

You see, class, there are man-children and cry-babies everywhere. The only real difference between the US and Japan is, American incels have AR-15s and HKs to vent their “outrage”. The Japanese idiots have to revert to other methods like arson or poison gas that, while horrific if actually perpetrated, are much, much…

I too was sorely disappointed by Episode I. But after the JJ Abrams-led travesties that were Episode VII and VIII... I don’t know man.